Original Painting to Issue #343, March 1996.

Lisa, Jennifer give me a call. Where have you been? Want to impress Jennifer Aniston? This would be a perfect birthday present for all you big spenders out there. No wonder you can't get a date with Jen. Painted by Richard Williams. (Alfred and Friends? You can be one of those friends. This is a chance to put your wife, your daughter, your girlfriend, or you in a painting with Alfred E. Neuman. If your girlfriend is going to fool around, wouldn't you rather have it be with Alfred E Neuman?).